| Species: | Madagascar hissing cockroach Gromphadorhina portentosa |
| Aliases: | Big Joe; Joey; Cockroach #51,017 |
| Vital Stats: | Hatched. Lives with approximately 100,000 friends and family. |
| Size: | About 2 ½ inches long |
| Likes: | Leaf litter; fertilizing the forest soil; scientists who predict the last thing alive on Earth will be a cockroach |
| Dislikes: | Human feet; stereotypes |
| Favorite Literary Work: | The Metamorphosis |
